[為何美國經濟直直落](幽默且一針見血)

為何美國經濟直直落(幽默且一針見血)

Why America’s economy fell off the cliff


John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( made in Japan ) for 6 am .
約翰早上六點被 日本製 的鬧鐘叫醒。


While his coffee-pot ( made in China ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( made in Hong Kong )
他那 中國製 的咖啡壺燒開了，他用 香港製 的電鬍刀刮鬍鬚。


He put on a dress shirt ( made in Sri Lanka ) , designer jeans ( made in Singapore ) and tennis shoes ( made in Korea ) 他穿上斯利蘭卡製的襯衫， 新加坡的長褲及 韓國製的運動鞋。


After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( made in India ) he sat down with his calculator ( made in Mexico ) to see how much he could spend today.
在他 用 印度製 的長柄電鍋做好早餐之後，他坐下用他 墨西哥製 的 計算機看他今天他能花多少錢。


After setting his watch ( made in Malaysia ) to the radio ( made in India ) he got in his car ( made in Germany ) filled it with gas ( from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search for a good paying American.
在他 從 印度製 的收音機上對了 馬來西亞製的錶上的時間後，他上了 德國製的車還加滿了從 沙烏地阿拉伯進口的油，然後繼續找好待遇的美國工作。 !

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his computer ( made in Taiwan ) , John decided to relax for a while.
在過了沮喪又沒有結果的一天後，他看看他 台灣製的電腦，決定放鬆一 下。

He put on his sandals ( made in Brazil ) , poured himself a glass of wine (made in France ) and turned on his TV ( made in Indonesia ) , and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .
他穿 上 巴西製 的夾腳拖鞋，倒了一杯 法國生產的紅酒然後打開 印尼製的電視，還在奇怪為什麼他找不到一個好的美國工作。

And now he is hoping he can get help from president made in Kenya .
現在 他在希望從 “ 肯亞製的美國總統 ”那邊能得到幫助。