[ 各國女人裙子破了的反應 (short skirt).....有趣!!]

 各國女人裙子破了的反應 (short skirt).....有趣 

 

日本東京 Japan Tokyo 在川流不息的銀座廣場，一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙。 日本男人還沒有開口，那日本單身女人一個90度的大鞠躬︰不好意思，給您添麻煩了！ 都怪裙子的品質不好......說完，取出一個別針別好，又匆匆走掉。 A man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo . Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left. 美國紐約 New York 在人來人往的時代廣場，一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙。 美國男人還沒開口，那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來︰這是我律師的電話，他會找你細談關于你性騷擾我的事情，你可以做好準備，我們法庭上見. . .說完記下美國男子的姓名電話，揚頭走掉。 Time Square, New York , a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pull out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer’s business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.” 法國巴黎 ParisFrance a French man accidently tore a girls’ miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was in the miniskirt.  在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上，一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙。 法國男人還沒開口，那法國單身女人咯咯一笑，然後細手搭肩的說道︰如果你不介意的話，送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉.......說完。法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰，還請她去酒吧喝上一杯，然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情了...... 英國倫敦 Thymes England In the Church Square by Thymes, an English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young single lady. Before the English man opened up his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind take me home sir? I live very close…” The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely. 在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上，一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙。 英國男人還沒開口，那英國單身女人忙用手裡的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分，紅著臉說︰先生，可以先送我回家嗎？我家就在前面不遠. . . . ..說完。英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來，披在她身上。叫了一輛Taxi，安全的把她送到家，又換了一件裙子。 中國重慶 Chong Qing, China: a man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labor camp…” 在人頭簇動的解放碑前，一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙。 重慶男人還沒開口，那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光，還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放︰你這個不要臉的傢伙！敢吃老娘豆腐，送你去勞改... 台灣西門町 Taiwan Shimending   Taiwan Shimending, a man accidently tore a girl’s short miniskirt. Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: “We have not come up with a price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?” 在台灣的西門町裡，一台客不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙。 台客還沒開口，那個女學生咯咯一笑，對著你說：價錢還沒談攏就要先看貨了啊！ 香港銅鑼灣 Hong Kong   In the Time Square of Hong Kong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. She was only 18 years old. Before the man opened his mouth, the girl screamed: “XXX your XXX, you think I am the cheap close out item on the street? Watch out, I will find someone to peer your skin.” 在人山人海的時代廣場，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。 中年男人還沒有開口，那女生就大聲:我操你老母！ 你當我是站路邊的便宜貨啊. .小心我去找人來收你的皮. . 韓國斧山 Korea   On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl’s miniskirt. Before the man speaks, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don’t you know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”   在斧山的街上，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。 中年男人還沒有開口，那女生二話不說便踢出一個彈跳迴旋踢，然後冷冷地說:你不知道我是跆拳道黑帶二段嗎? 泰國曼谷 Thailand   Bangkok, Thailand, a man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 year’s old girl. Before the man start to apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey, ……we all men.”    在曼谷的街上，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。 中年男人忙亂地道歉，那女生優雅地雙手合十於面前，緩慢地作一姿勢優美的敬禮，以嬌人欲滴的聲音說:別介意，先生.....大家都是男人